THE JOE SHOW

PUMPKIN TIME

This is truly my favorite time of year.

11LBS

That is how much I have lost since July 1. I know. I am very excited. I have only 30lbs left to lose before I am at the weight that I want to be at. I started at 241. I am now 230 and I want to be 200lbs. I think that is a good weight goal for me. 
I am on The Zone..

"REGULAR TELLS ME NOTHING"

I think I may have just gotten off the best trip I will ever go on as a flight attendant. I know I have only been doing this for 6 months but something deep down inside tells me this.
I picked up an amazing trip with a layover in MCO and a 24hr layover in San Jose, CA (SJC).

STAR OF PALM BEACH

Tonight was the Metrobears boat cruise around Manhattan. They have been doing this for 10 years. We got to the Dugout at like 530p so I could buy a ticket and it was so crowded inside the bar that we decided to wait outside. They had a tent set up and some dude was making hamburgers and within 5 minutes of standing out there the rain started. It rained so fucking hard. 
There was thunder and lightening and screaming queens everywhere.

YUMMYCOCK

So I am writing my Sunday blog entry on Monday morning because I was not sober enough last night to write it. We went out for drinks last night and I had a few too many. I am feeling OK right now but I am just laying in bed. I just took some Advil, I should have taken them last night before bed, and had something to drink. I need to eat.
I was on from 0700-1900 yesterday but I was pretty far down on the list of reserves so I was about 75% sure they weren’t going to call me in to work. They didn’t.

FRED

Today was the day. I got in very late last night from the trip I was on and I was not in the mood to write about it. I was tired. BUT today is a very exciting day for me. Today is my Bear City audition in NYC. YEAH..

FRIDAY NIGHT

We went to lunch with some of Matt’s co-workers today. The cool crowd. It was nice. It is funny because I ask Matt if he is sad that he is leaving his job and he asks me, “Why would I be sad..it is a job..there is no emotion there.” HAHA he is so funny.
So we brought all the straight guys to Hamburger Mary’s and it went well. I had fun. The food took to damn long and I thought I was going to have to get loud..but I didn’t.

HOT HOT HOT

This heat sucks. It is so fucking hot here in NYC it isn’t even funny. I am not talking..”oh I am sweating hot,” i mean. HOLY SHIT..my balls are swimming in my shorts and my neck is sweating and I can’t breath kind of hot. What the hell is this shit. I live in Orlando and it ain’t this hot. It was like 97 degrees today. 97..I will say that again for you who didn’t get it.......97 degrees......

BIRDLAND

When I got back to JFK tonight I was pretty tired. It has been a long day. On our flight from San Juan back to Orlando this morning there was a customer who hacked and vomited for the whole trip. I would say he spent 2 1/2 hours out of the 3 hour trip in the bathroom...and NO we didn’t make him stay in there. If ONE more person asks me if I make customers sit in the bathroom during flights I am going to scream.

ULTRA NATE

We were entertained by ULTRA NATE at the dance party last night. It was lots of fun. She sang her hits and we all danced. I had a blast. I actually got pretty drunk last night, but I did not make an ass out of myself.

NIGGA PLEAZE

So this event is not turning out to what we had expected. Last year, at the vendor market, we sold a good amount of merchandise. I think this year we won’t even cover the cost of the trip. THAT SUCKS. It was pretty slow at the vendor market today. I was working on a project on my computer and Matt was very bored so he went to play BINGO with Mike. When he got back to the booth I went back to the room and took a nap. He finished up at the booth and came back to the room.

THE VILLAGE OF RYE

Bear Trek is always a great event. I really enjoy it.. It is fun because everyone stays at the hotel and all the events are here. There are no bars in this area so they turn the ballrooms into big discos and parties. It is a completely different bear event from the ones that are in the big cities, but it is so much fun.

DINOSAUR BBQ

8:09pm
I picked up a 2 day trip yesterday because I had been out with an earache all weekend and I wanted to make up some possibly missed hours. On Monday night I flew up to JFK on the last flight out of MCO. I was sad to leave home but I was also excited. I had not flown for over a week and I think once you are a flight attendant, flying is in your blood. I slept at the airport in the “quiet” room in a recliner and this time it was actually quiet. Nobody was coughing or sneezing or making any unnecessary noises preventing me from falling asleep. I think the last time I looked at the clock on my phone it was about 1am. I woke up at 6:15am. We did a New Orleans turn and then headed up to Syracuse.

PIZZA + BEER = LOVE

945pm
So we went to Brooklyn this afternoon and I had a really fun experience. David brought me to the Alligator Lounge. We got there at about 3pm. Here is the thing about this place. For every drink you buy...you get a free pizza. I know I know..You think I am on crack but I am SO telling the truth. So we get there and we each order a draft beer and the bartender asks us if we are ready for our pizza. I was still not expecting a PIZZA but like 5 minutes later she brought us each a cheese pizza. I have NEVER been any place before where you get a free pizza for every drink you get. That is crazy. How do they make money? So we sat there and ate our pizza and drank our beer. Then we ordered another beer and got another pizza. Each. We each got another pizza. We both ate 2 full medium pizzas and 3 beers at this place. It was so much fun. We sat there talking about our crazy sexual experiences. It has been determined that I am freakier than David. HAHA

QUEEN, WHERE YOU BEEN?

Working that is where I have been! HAHA
HELLO EVERYONE..
I haven’t written for over a week but I am back and I got LOTS to say. So grab something to drink, have a seat and relax. It is going to be awhile!